Post your Zombie Preparedness Plan Contest Details.

I have ordered 100 ZPI bumper stickers. I'd intended to have one to show before the contest launched but we hit 625 "likes" on facebook a few days earlier than I expected, and I haven't received them yet. Its a 4" x 10" bumper sticker, featuring the logo from the top of the page, the "Keep your head. Remove theirs" slogan, and the url www.zombieinitiative.org along the bottom. When I get them in, I'll post a picture here.

It will take you at least 500 words to adequately describe your plan for a large scale zombie apocalypse. Originally I planned on posting a guideline document, kind of a fill-in-the-blanks, but ultimately decided that I'd rather allow flexibility. I reserve the right to disqualify any incomplete, half-ass, worthless, copied, stolen, or otherwise waste-of-time posts. So put some thought and effort into your post.

Also. If you mention Max Brookes anywhere in your post you're instantly and forever disqualified.

So, now we get to the particulars.

Post your plan, and send me a PM with your name and address, including any postal codes required to send mail to you. I'll check out your post, verify that its well thought out and articulate, and put your bumper sticker in the mail within a couple of days.

All decisions are final. All decisions are at the sole discretion of the staff of ZPI.

Rules

• Posts must be well thought out, complete, and articulate
• If clarification is required, please be ready to answer follow up questions.
• Do not give out personal or any information that will identify you specifically, this is the internet after all.
• Have fun!
• NO POSTS BEFORE 10 am eastern standard time (GMT -5) October 5th, 2011.
• The date above is specified to give every one time to think about, write, edit, rewrite, think some more, and read these rules.